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Roman, Schrödinger's Beard & Oppenheimer’s Mustache

Roman, Schrödinger's Beard & Oppenheimer’s Mustache

2 beard reviews · 🧔 Bearded · Depends on the day

Always hairy, sometimes beardy. Perpetually hungry.

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Reviews (2)

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reviewed The Dead Rabbit

New York’s oldest Irish pub did not disappoint. Had their riff on an Irish coffee and the float so so thick that so little foam got in the mustache. A little is inevitable but worth it. WARNING!! Not a single paper napkin to be found on bar or restroom. B.Y.O.H. (Bring your own handkerchief)

83

reviewed A Taste of Katz's

Kosher. You will get pastrami in your beard no matter how hard you try not to. Easily cleaned up but you’ll leave smelling faintly like mustard and you’ll like it.