Vindicktive Bar and Wings
Chicken Wings Restaurant Β· 2322 1st Ave, Seattle, WA 98121, USA
Beard-Safe Haven. Watch out: expect some splatter, bring a napkin.
Beard Score breakdown
- π₯€ 'Stache Clearance4.7 / 5
- π¦ Mess Factor3.7 / 5
- π§» Grooming Amenities5.0 / 5
- π Odor Cling3.7 / 5
Beard-friendly picks
π Order this
- Wings, fries, drinks
- Any of the Wings
- Single-ounce shots (Fernet, if you're not a coward)
Beard reviews (3)
Foaf, The Beard-WifeFounding FiancΓ©AllyGreat food and great service, easy clean up options and excellent bathrooms.
π₯€ 4/5π¦ 4/5π§» 5/5π 3/5π§ bearded staffπ§» paper napkinsπ Wings, fries, drinks
TheChickenManTrailblazer
Owned by 4 bearded guys, beards definitely encouraged. Itβs buffalo wings, so itβs a mess, but itβs worthwhile
π₯€ 5/5π¦ 3/5π§» 5/5π 4/5π§ bearded staffπ§» paper napkins
Carti B the FuzzyFounding BeardWings are always a challenge for the furry-faced few. Vindicktive overcomes the inherent sloppiness and stickiness of wings sauce with genuine consideration for it's bearded-user experience. For one, every individual order of wings comes with a second bowl and high-quality paper napkins, not just a single set for the table. Second, their wings are appropriately sized for stache clearance. Third, their location is large enough to prevent any facial hair scent retention. Paired with an excellent bathroom experience, beard hygiene is a breeze. And finally, one of their proprietors (known here as TheChickenMan) is a flagship ForkBeard reviewer and Trailblazer in the Seattle and Spokane locations. Restaurants should look to Vindicktive as a model for turning ordinarily-beard-hostile foods into a surprisingly accessible experience.
π₯€ 5/5π¦ 4/5π§» 5/5π 4/5π§ bearded staffπ§» paper napkinsπ Any of the Wings, Single-ounce shots (Fernet, if you're not a coward)