Carti B the Fuzzy
5 beard reviews · 🧔 Bearded · Full
Ya boi hates getting food in his stache
Badges
- Founding BeardRode with ForkBeard before it was cool. Salute.
Reviews (5)
reviewed Tavolàta
On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I forked up my mustache, cloth napkins for me 😢
reviewed Satellite Diner & Lounge
Stache was safe! Right-sized sandwiches well-cut. 4 on grooming amenities because they brought paper napkins to the table
reviewed Vindicktive Bar and Wings
Wings are always a challenge for the furry-faced few. Vindicktive overcomes the inherent sloppiness and stickiness of wings sauce with genuine consideration for it's bearded-user experience. For one, every individual order of wings comes with a second bowl and high-quality paper napkins, not just a single set for the table. Second, their wings are appropriately sized for stache clearance. Third, their location is large enough to prevent any facial hair scent retention. Paired with an excellent bathroom experience, beard hygiene is a breeze. And finally, one of their proprietors (known here as TheChickenMan) is a flagship ForkBeard reviewer and Trailblazer in the Seattle and Spokane locations. Restaurants should look to Vindicktive as a model for turning ordinarily-beard-hostile foods into a surprisingly accessible experience.
reviewed Neato Burrito | Mexican
The food has great structural integrity, and the Burritos are wrapped for good measure! Paper napkins are at the ready. Easy eats for a well-bearded brother.