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Foaf, The Beard-WifeFounding FiancéAllyJun 12

reviewed Hogwash Whiskey Den

The burger is a classic but MESSY. Paper napkins available on request. The ramen is great, ask for no truffle oil to keep beard smell to a minimum. Some of the cocktails have foam, but they are not smelly.

Foaf, The Beard-WifeFounding FiancéAllyJun 12

reviewed Tavolàta

Carti B the FuzzyFounding BeardJun 12

reviewed Tavolàta

On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I forked up my mustache, cloth napkins for me 😢

Quinno the founding fatherVerifiedJun 11

reviewed Satellite Diner & Lounge

Great spot for diner food any time of day. Gravies are well worth the risk of spilling on the beard

Carti B the FuzzyFounding BeardJun 11

reviewed Satellite Diner & Lounge

Stache was safe! Right-sized sandwiches well-cut. 4 on grooming amenities because they brought paper napkins to the table

Quinno the founding fatherVerifiedJun 11

reviewed Chowderhead

Beard and mustache felt it was totally with the risk!

Andrew GeorgeJun 10

reviewed Logan Tavern

Logan tavern, amazing food, depending on what you order you stache could be caught in the crossfire, huge burritos and sandwiches, well worth the dunk though! Napkins always nearby.

TheChickenManTrailblazerJun 10

reviewed Luna

Incredible spot, been a south hill staple for years, the finest dining on the south hill for sure. They only have those fancy napkins and so prepare to feel bad about desecrating them, but all in all a great spot

Chad the UnshornVerifiedTrailblazerJun 9

reviewed Cochinito

Tacos were great! Turned them sideways and you get total clearance. Salsa definitely coats the beard but there were enough napkins to cleanup if you so desire.