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Satellite Diner & Lounge

Diner · 425 W Sprague Ave, Spokane, WA 99201, USA

Beard-Safe Haven. Watch out: thin on napkins, pack your own.

🧻 Paper napkins
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Beard Score breakdown

  • 🥤 'Stache Clearance4.0 / 5
  • 💦 Mess Factor5.0 / 5
  • 🧻 Grooming Amenities3.5 / 5
  • 👃 Odor Cling5.0 / 5

Beard-friendly picks

👍 Order this

  • Club sandwich with fries
  • Chicken cordon blue sammich
  • Fries with gravy on the side
  • Club sandwich

Beard reviews (2)

  • Quinno the founding fatherQuinno the founding fatherVerified

    Great spot for diner food any time of day. Gravies are well worth the risk of spilling on the beard

    🥤 4/5💦 5/5🧻 3/5👃 5/5🧻 paper napkins

    👍 Club sandwich with fries

  • Carti B the FuzzyCarti B the FuzzyFounding Beard

    Stache was safe! Right-sized sandwiches well-cut. 4 on grooming amenities because they brought paper napkins to the table

    🥤 4/5💦 5/5🧻 4/5👃 5/5🧻 paper napkins

    👍 Chicken cordon blue sammich, Fries with gravy on the side, Club sandwich